Goodhart's Law dictates that there exists no optimal bio

[21:38] npmt20bfacg: go fossie!

[12:43] altypotato: you are an epitome of love!

1. [22:24] starbird1002 M: RC, percies unpercy as much as they like to percy

The first Emo President. Moderator both here and on Secret Hitler. How come Pingu is the goat at both these games man

[23:11] Kexhiluz: jony cant be merlin res played well

This sword is the proof that I have lived.

Help us fill in this chart!

Silver Rules

My name is Maximus Imbaus Pingerus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. 
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. @imbapingu

1. [19:21] TripleThreat: it looks like he tries to look vt the whole game, could just be vt tho

head of bread, heart of gold

My Name isn't actually Maria. I am resident potato warrior queen of this site.

Muse: "Her Royal Amazingness, Resser of Res, Spier of Spies, Head of the Loyal Hufflepoofs and Ruler of All That Is Cute, the one and only [maria]"

LIL CAN GET REKT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!!!

(thanks for the doodle though :D)

Name: Percival 

Father: Merlin

Parents age: Deceased

Hot New Wife: Morgana

How to play Merlin:

[07:50] anonymouse255: I auto res pingy for being nice to me :D [07:50] anonymouse255: i don't care if he's a spy or not :)

1. [21:31] NeWkham: I automatically ress pingy again

      SUM GOOD CHATS:

1. [18:10] Yhromed T1: we can either keep shooting pingy to eventually decrease his merlin wr, or use our brain
2. [03:54] TownOfCamelot: pingu iq is huge
3. [18:37] helloperson: m1 +Third? [18:38] Third: no hello, i am gonna go hard on you since you took pingu's attention from me
4. [13:54] DiseasedDonkey: whos the most wholesome active user then [13:55] Lillyneth: id say pingu

Go to jail

I just want to play. Give me a game pleaseee...

Shoot, cry, go next !!!

[13:36] XiaoWeiXiao: harsh is very merliny

[15:24] FruitQueen: harsh is mvp

[23:32] pam: idk why everyone loves harsh

[13:16] baddummy: i gmed harsh

[13:16] baddummy: good luck

just give me percy

retired acc, new main: fossa

1. [23:37] imbapingu has picked: Comp1ex, imbapingu.
2. [23:38] imbapingu: my goat gets picked
3. [23:38] Mission 1.4 was rejected.
4. [23:38] imbapingu: he is blue on my screen

Avalon tournaments:

🥇 Legend Ice Dragon

🥇 The 96ers 🏈

🥈 Daddy Issues 🍆

🥈 The Armstrongs 💪

After 2 years, 6 months and 20 days I can finally conclusively state that I got the hang of this.

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elephants are awesome. average villager. @xdumbo.

if i offpick mission 1.5 and it is a repeat of an onpick i am accusing the team

if it is two randoms im saying its clean

Hi, I'm not me! :)

~ "Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, Self-Control." ~

~ "In a world where you can be anything, be kind." ~

1. [00:15] catchmeifyoucan: strahd is somehow just
2. [00:15] catchmeifyoucan: not as confused as he was
3. [00:15] catchmeifyoucan: last game
4. [00:15] catchmeifyoucan: and last game
5. [00:16] catchmeifyoucan: wasnt very confusing

Hi :)

Once upon a time, I used to play here.  Avalon Avatars Archive

I dedicate this space to all the people I love with all my heart—you made these 3 years worth it. ♥

Armthur, Aster, ba3henov, bb, CITC, damon, IonGrey, J0nY, killer, meir, morgenstern, NyanCat, ognjen05, ProNub Scaff, Tyrrox, zuzusangry.

Credit for avatars: Jack & Baby. Thanks :D

playing circa June 21 2018.

주체사상

ADIOS PINGU

1. [13:54] DiseasedDonkey: whos the most wholesome active user then
2. [13:55] Lillyneth: id say pingu
   
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4. [18:37] helloperson: m1 +Third?
5. [18:38] Third: no hello, i am gonna go hard on you since you took pingu's attention from me

Great Quotes for Avalon & for Life

"Be humble"

"If u kno u kno"

“We live in a society”

"WE DONT ALLOW NAKEDS"

"Even wrong info is better than no info"

"Nothing to run from is worse than something"

"Stand for something or you'll fall for anything"

"One can give advice comfortably from a safe port"

“It isn’t about what you do, it’s about what you follow”

"It is very important in life to know when your cue comes"

"It is beautiful to love only so long as resistance is present"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"

"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way."

“What I really need is to get clear about what I must do, not what I must know, except insofar as knowledge must precede every act.”

“God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

“To live—is not that just endeavouring to be otherwise than this Nature? Is not living valuing, preferring, being unjust, being limited, endeavouring to be different?

"If I shut him up too soon—even though I might be convinced he was the man, I should very likely be depriving myself of the means of getting further evidence against him. And how? By giving him, so to speak, a definite position, I shall put him out of suspense and set his mind at rest, so that he will retreat into his shell.”

"It often seems to me that's all detective work is, wiping out your false starts and beginning again. And it is just what some people will not do. They conceive a certain theory, and everything has to fit into that theory. If one little fact will not fit it, they throw it aside. But it is always the facts that will not fit in that are significant."

"Your mind draws up a hundred plans, everything is prepared for the assault. Should it fail in one direction, instantly your well-nigh diabolical dialectic is ready to explain that away as a necessary part of the new plan of operation. You hover constantly over yourself and however decisive each step you take, you are ready with an interpretation which with a word can change everything."

"What's the use of formality? In many cases it's nonsense. Sometimes one has a friendly chat and gets a good deal more out of it. One can always fall back on formality, allow me to assure you. And after all, what does it amount to? An examining lawyer cannot be bounded by formality at every step. The work of investigation is, so to speak, a free art in its own way, he-he-he!"

“It was the most maddening thing about the piggies. Whenever they had something outrageous to say, they always blamed it on some dead piggy who couldn’t possibly have said it. No doubt there was some religious ritual involved: go to their totem tree, ask a leading question, and lie there contemplating the leaves or the bark or something until you get exactly the answer you want.”

Inspiration:

Morgenstern

Sidewalkill

Kierkegaard

Maddie

Comp1ex

Javert

Meir

Seren

I used to play Among Us, but since all the Res players started playing I had to stop.

Helliuuu! Wait, bruh moment here

contains bubbles.

1. [19:45] Hyenovic: We recieved anders for promanos
2. [19:45] Hyenovic: Is that a good trade ?!
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4. [20:15] imbapingu: ngl sometimes i think players like promanos is like secretly a new generation of albert einstein who logs in on proavalon and behaves like a negative iq monkey for entertainment purposes

Sometimme in January

lapery824

[21:55] Tyrrox: I dont like soph's play as a vt play

[21:55] Tyrrox: its just too happy

Hi friends, I’m a happy vt!

Mercury’s hot too

1. [02:19] Artemis001: but again, i have seen duck randomly open merlin in games as vt, merlin and percy

once upon a time there was a gun looking for merlin

not maf.

dont cc me when im candidate

[12:46] gengishk: The meeman join us

[12:46] gengishk: your voice is handsome

[12:46] gengishk: join us

It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.

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   OOGABOOGA
   

   check
   			mate
   		atheists

   
   

   
   

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😜

And if you choose the $30 dollar subscription, you get 

if i was real

i would eat a chicken wing from arbys

This my main account lmao

Gold AND Silver rules

I'm getting better lol

"Fight! You must fight! If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don't fight, you can't win!"

tofy

Other accounts:

QuinnWuest8p

QuinnWuest10p

8675309

BremenIsStraight

Octavarium

[23:55] DrPercival: i never go back on my picks

Hi, my name is danielhe9999. I am an Avalon veteran (peaked at Platinum when I was a professional player). I have loads of experience and offer lessons to share my Avalon stories. Over 1300 Avalon games played on this site. Open to invites to the top Avalon tournaments and leagues.

My name is nimzo1998 and I love playing Avalon

no spaghetti for you

[15:35] ahkj: that's because you pick flanders and harsh so i thought by picking flanders and harsh, I am ressing you :/

make senses
Why I quit res? I don know how to play res with illogical people. 

Blacklist:

Abiogenesiz

babyshark

About me: I am just a regular guy that loves trains. 

Stop adding Lovers to games!

MVP List (Based on recent games):

theharshone, pro 5p percy

Starbird, became a god in all roles

Eternal MVPS:

Dev. Best Assassin (when playing as VT)

Buncha, Can spy clean all game and still get shot

This is all so fascinating.